You're in high school. Been kind of busy lately, what with Susie starting to... Hey, Peter. It is eventually revealed that this eerie Gus has a room filled with skulls and a guillotine, and has been serving human meat-sandwiches. You serious? Family Guy Season 10 show reviews & Metacritic score: Sick, twisted, politically incorrect and freakin' sweet. While he started Family Guy in 1999, Seth MacFarlane started another follow-up series in 2009 named The Cleveland Show which ran for only four seasons. So, Dad, now that you made Santa mad, aren't you scared he's gonna do something bad to you? In this episode, however, in a classic Lynchian fashion, David Lynch himself enters through the chimney of a room where a little blonde boy stands next to a well-decorated Christmas tree. Just like the fat man is a pool party creep. People love me. Lynch gives him “a present. How The Griffin Stole Christmas is an episode from season 15. Meanwhile, Trubel (guest star Jac… I'm gonna keep looking around the room while you talk. After all, sledding was the second passion of the Christ. Lynch gives him “a present. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. TV series | Top clips | Search | Play all clips below #1 How the Griffin Stole Christmas - Family Guy [S15E09] Released: 2016-12-11, Rated: TV-14. Lynch is perfectly eerie, bringing in a proper balance of macabre and hilarity in this character. (SIGHS) All right, look, I've been crashing office Christmas parties for the free booze and drunk women who don't want to spend the holidays alone. I had to buy it from a really creepy guy on the Internet. I mean, it's not the first time I pretended to be someone else. ♪ Up on the housetop click, click, click ♪ Well, I am going to fly us over a few more drinks. ♪ And jingle bells ring... ♪. Unfortunately, since people only use printers now to print out boarding passes for their grandparents, 40% of you will be laid off as of Monday. ♪ Slipped on the chimney and broke his... ♪. No, that-that was this other girl I was dating. The next composition is 1-877-Kars-4-Kids. David Lynch is celebrated for his unique and distinctive filmmaking style which is in equal parts bizarre, surreal, horrifying and humorous at the same time. I'm afraid sledding has been banned in Quahog. More How the Griffin Stole Christmas (S15E09) is the ninth episode of season fifteen of "Family Guy" released on Sun Dec 11, 2016. "How the Griff Stole Christmas" is the second Christmas episode of the Disney Channel original sitcom Bunk'd, produced and aired as the eleventh episode of its second season. All right, come on now, pal, seriously, who are you really? So is your son a biolog? Let's see what kind of Chinese pressed-board garbage we can get to replace my grandmother's priceless mahogany table. Edit. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/How_the_Griffin_Stole_Christmas?oldid=138973. This week’s new Family Guy, “How the Griffin Stole Christmas” was a relatively good episode, despite being a Christmas episode (and having Santa as an actual character). Score: 23.048. The 74 ye-year-old received an Honorary Award at the Academy in 2019 and has also managed to gain a massive fan following with the television drama Twin Peaks. "Y-Yeah. Dabei bemerkt er natürlich schnell, wie er in den Genuss vieler Vorteile gelangt. Yeah, I know. Right... O-okay, all right, I'm opening it. You know, you're not talking to a little kid anymore, so get the hell out of my face, Santa. Peter and Lois have three kids - … You guys, what are you doing watching TV? TV announcer: We now return to How David Lynch Stole Christmas. Gus has a seemingly devious side which he masks with amicability and friendliness while chatting with Cleveland and friends. Jump to navigation Jump to search. 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